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A few facts from Cameroon Education - it's not given us the best pro-active standards -did not teach us to question authority - taught us respect of elderly and stature instead of mutual understanding - taught us to take any treatment and not show weakness in the name of respect As terrible as all that may end up looking - the fact is, on the surface you may struggle but overall you are basically always overqualified. Never underestimate the power of education Be educated - do not give up - Ever
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‘Late’ is a word that is used on everything wedding related when a woman hits 30 and still single hence I used ‘Early’ in the title – truth is all sorts of myths abound but I have taken a few of them and demystified them in the most colloquial way possible – don’t fret about ultimatums and societal pressures – laugh it off with my take below
Women need to get married to be truly happy.
Sorry to burst anyone’s bubbles – is that why dogs are so happy and wagging their tails all the time? so dogs are married? or someone just outrightly forgot the actual definition of Happy! Purlizz ! Happiness is defined as = Go fxxc yourself for even trying to give everyone a stoical definition
If you don’t get married before 30, it will be too late
Too late for who exactly – the only late thing that actually matters is where you will be when Jesus comes oh. No one should dictate your life by time or place unless they have their ID to prove that they are God – but God is not man, so take several seats dictators !
Women are better off financially if they settle down early.
I have never understood the correlation between settling down and an increase in your account – is settling down at some point meaning that you break even with life and money appears in your account? Una stop tiff
Successful women can’t also have successful marriages.
MYTHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Look at Mrs OBAMA thanks !
Being married is more stable than just living together.
If living together is not working how will getting married resolve that? stop making people dig their graves please because if they jump in they’ll have to come back out and drag the sand in not us, I’m not ready for any funerals without weddings!
If you’ve slept with a lot of people, nobody will want to marry you.
hahahahhahahahhahahahhah _ ya’ll stop playing its called internship -you practice to be good at a job so if sleeping with people is something you are into – go on but kindly use your intelligence cos ”when a beautiful woman is not intelligent her private parts suffer” likewise if your thing is celibacy let it be your decision and stick to it
If you want kids, better be married first.
well if the skeletons waiting to get married will have breath back in them then I’ll say this can even pass for a white lie – fertility issues increase with age – not in every woman but if you find you may be vulnerable like that please seek medical opinion, freeze your eggs if you want to have kids later – kids they are your legacy – not the man! (My opinion, have them when you wake up in the morning and want them – that urge is almost always the motherhood in you calling – and guess what you will be amazinggggggg!!!!)
You’ll know you’ve met the “one” when you want to marry them.
The best way to celebrate marriage is a fancy wedding.
Never look at the size of a wedding as a measure of success – that’s a big lie and charade. After that day unfortunately, the music stops the dancing and partying stops reality kicks in and shit hits the fan – you and your partner are the wedding, not the crowd – most wedding that go for crowd pleaser factors are time bombs
ALL OPINIONS BY Dorothy Diamond (though married, i think the pressures from society to friends and sisters is uncalled for blimmey!)
I have got bad news for men if that is the case (research has tested & accredited results that men are scared of smart women) – let me break it down to you Mr Men _ Intelligence is the new Tits and Ass – so imagine a woman with tits and ass to catch your eyes plus some intelligent juice in her brains and bloodstreams ! Scared should be the last thing on your mind!
The findings, to be published in the November edition of ‘Personality and Social Psychology Bulletin’, concluded that men find the prospect of dating intelligent women intimidating. The study carried out by researchers the University of Buffalo, California Lutheran University and University of Texas, Austin, posits that men’s attraction to certain traits in women can be directly affected by how realistic a romantic prospect their potential lover is.
Stop the dulling -intelligent women are red hot blooded and will love some challenge as well – why not try challenging them rather than watch them from behind the curtains as the opportunities in your life look like a soggy written play with no protagonists! But if we have somehow grabbed the wrong end of the stick take the poll and show us that the indicators used by researchers were not all encompassing enough to give a factual evidence that men are NOT afraid of intelligent women.
Actually, I see love when Obama looks at Michelle and not fright – a smart man in the face of a smart woman, can make even a saint ogle and loathe!!
Get voting lets see!!
A lot of women have good reasons to divorce their spouses, reasons ranging from domestic violence, infidelity, irreconcilable differences and all sorts, yet some women do it to prove a point , to be seen and heard, as part of peer pressures or with a misconception that the grass is greener on the other side – well let me break it down for you, if you love green grass (abeg) water your lawn!!! read the story of a lady who regrets her divorce but has no power over her present predicament!! don’t be her have a good reason , a really good one!
I am 32 years old. Me and my ex-hubby dated for six years, I started dating him whilst I was in grade 12, I was 19 years old. We were best of friends, I waited until he completed college and started work, my family, and his family then met, we got married and had a son. (7 years old now).
My husband was short tempered at times, but our problems started when I wanted to make him feel he can’t control me. Every time we argue, I would pack my bags, go to my family and explain. My sisters would phone my husband and shout at him. If he is controlling me I would always dare him that if you wish divorce me- I never wanted divorce, I just had pride and I never wanted to look a lose in his eyes.
One day I pushed him so had that for the first time he beat me and lock me out side, I went to my family, my family took him to police, every time I looked like I am being abused! But to be honest, I used to abuse my husband emotionally.
He was arrested and detained. I was asked by his family to withdraw the case, I felt that what I was doing is wrong.
My husband was never a violent man, he did what he did because I pushed him to the wall. Of which he openly knelt down and apologized. I withdrew the charge, and we reconciled.
After three months, I packed my bags after a small issue, and he remained alone. After two days I received a call that he is in hospital, my family told me that I shouldn’t go there because it will look like am begging him, and my sisters believed he is faking the illness.
All this time, people felt sorry for me like I was the one being abused. He spent a week in hospital, after he came out, I just received a divorce summon. I wanted to say no to divorce, but because I felt this pride, I wanted him to change his mind and beg me, I called him and say he will get the divorce because I live like am in hell.
When we went to court, I wanted to make him pay, so I told the court that I needed his properties to be shared. To my surprise he openly told the court that whatever he and me acquired together should be given to me, all he wanted was divorce.
We got divorced in 2009 July. Now, this Saturday my husband is getting married again, whilst I am here wasted! My family are gossiping about me, I depend on what my ex-gives to my son for survival. I know I wasted my marriage. I am here telling all wives to be careful how you get advice. Don’t be cheated. Even my young sisters are much more respected than me. Those who encouraged me to divorce are always bad mouthing me.
There is no benefit in pride!
In full meaning Incurable Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder. A nurse is plagued by a medical condition that gives her up to 100 orgasms A DAY.
Kim Ramsey, 44, feels constantly aroused and the slightest movement can trigger a climax. Trains, driving and even housework start the reaction. But unlike women who yearn for the “Yes, yes!” experience, Kim just thinks “Oh no!”
The orgasms leave her in pain, exhausted and unable to have a normal relationship. She said: “Other women wonder how to have an orgasm — I wonder how to stop mine.” A source from DP states
We absolutely do not envy you woman, _ a standard two to three orgasms leaves people knackered and wanting a nap – so imagine more than five a day? Be strong and hopefully science can find a cure _ so in essence, men are useless to you now?
Never we rebuke it back to sender!
Who is addicted to Bella Niaja’s ”Isio knows Best” write up’s ? WE WE WE … Read the lastest that caught our huge appetite for all things women and why we should be ourselves regardless!!
I noticed off the bat that something was wrong with Caroline when I met her at her house.
First of all, we were supposed to go out for lunch when she called me that morning to cancel unexpectedly. She wasn’t up to leaving the house- and asked if I could come over instead? I had no problems with that. I brought the ingredients to cook jollof rice and beamed my “hellooooo” when she opened the door.
Almost immediately, I noticed something was different with her. She was… walking funny, and when she tried to sit down, she angled her hips so that she landed on the chair with the side of her bum.
“Caroline, what’s wrong? Are you alright?” I asked her.
She winced as she got up. She couldn’t even walk straight to and from the kitchen.
“Why are you walking like that?” I questioned her, chuckling.
“Mehnnn, Isio, na wa o. If I tell you what happened to me eh, I don’t even know whether to laugh or cry. The whole thing just tayah me sef!”
And so she told me why she was walking like she had a mermaid-tail between her thighs; why she had had to cancel our going out that day… It was so alarming, and yet so funny that (it is with her permission) I share it with you now.
Apparently, she was sore. But why was she sore? A few days ago, she and her spouse had just completed a record-breaking marathon gbenshing session. And while Oga Spartacus was descending from the heavenly heights of a roaring orgasm, he decided to ask her the question,
“Did you come, babe?”
“No” answered Caro, truthfully and bitterly. The whole thing was so marathonic,the fore-play non-existent. PLUS Oga Spartacus had taken so long to arrive that not only had her muscles gan-kpa, her legs were shaking so violently – it felt like as if their bones would dislocate from their joints any second.
I tried not to laugh. Caro winced as she shuffled in her seat as she continued. As it turned out, telling Oga Spartacus that she didn’t arrive that day was a bad idea. He became moody, which was stressful and upsetting for both of them.
Then one night he came home from an outing with the boys, and even though she already lay in bed asleep, he whispered to her about all the marvellous things he would do to her to ensure that would arrive this time. Na im bros start.He chook his whole head “there” and started revving up her engine. So determined was he to send her to heaven, he took it up a notch by jacking her (cough-cough) little lily with his teeth! He chopped the lily so teyyyyyyyy, it turned into a stone. No joke.
Just when Caro thought her life was over, Oga Spartacus lifted up the pillow she had used to cover her face to whisper, “That was just an appetizer, bay-beeeeeeee…”
He switched lanes and went to town with the finger moves like an Energizer bunny. At this point, already-sore Caro knew she had only two choices. She could either start wailing out in pain, or fake her “arrival”.
She chose to fake it.
And they lived happily ever after.
But this is not the end of this story. Well, it just happened that a few weeks later, five of us (Caro, Oga Spartacus and myself included) were chilling together when the two guys amongst us swore that no woman they had been with had ever faked it with them. We (the ladies) laughed and said they shouldn’t go there as they would never know if a woman was faking it. The men said lai-lai o, they would know. The idea that a woman, any woman had ever faked it with themwas met with fierce rejection.
They said things like…
“Maybe it’s those other guys…”
“Do I look like I don’t know how to please a woman, listen I know what a woman likes!”
“When I do-this and do-that, confirmed, she will ARRIVE sharply!”
The debate got very heated. Caro and I just looked at each other and sipped our teas jejely.
TRUTH – Bros, you kennat know. Don’t let anybody deceive you. Everything about a woman’s orgasm is fake-able. And most women (at one point or the other) have faked it, yet most men swear that they’ve ever been faked-on.
We salute another inspiration on our Diva-Ville category Ms Krstyn Enem – CEO , Founder and Producer of the krystnenemshowtv. As we celebrate women in our mainstream world doing inspiring things this Diva-Ville brain and beauty launched The Krystn Enem Show July 1st 2014 on PRTV, then 3 months later the show hit a second TV station in Nigeria, TVC.
Krystn’s inspiration about life paraphrased in one solid sentence
“I believe so much in talent and hard work and I have a few pertinent life experiences I would love to share with young girls – it is very possible to make it to the top without sleeping with men for favors. In order to walk tall, you just have to be ready to take it one day at a time, sweat it out but keep focused”
“Give to life what you want to get back out of it”
Do we by any chance need to question her success at all – her steadfastness and aspiration is contagious – go girl, take the TV world by storm!
Watch a few clips on our YouTube page: krystnenemshowtv.
Inspiration Talks 4 Women (Ministries) peaks our interests,
- Who Is TH’INCLINE Magazine?
- What do they do?
- How we can contribute/benefit from this powerful platform for women’s spiritual and educational empowerment.
The Ministry Name is Inspiration Talks 4 Women (Ministries). It was founded in the year 2010. Beryl Nalowa Esembe is the brains being used by the Holy Spirit the sole Master Planner.
Th’Incline Magazine International is a publication of Inspiration Talks 4 women (Ministries). It publishes stories of restoration and ‘grass to grace’ experiences. showing the Power of God in the life of His children. Th’Incline Magazine promotes women in ministry and ministries of Women… be it in business, or charity, or developmental projects. The main section in the magazine reports the work done by Inspiration Talks 4 Women in which ever country they go to for ministry. In the coming years we intend to encourage women to recognise their Talent. and also teach them how to use it to minister. We intend to make women know that ministry is not only preaching in the church, it is doing what you can do with your talent to make someone’s life better. Meeting the needs of people with the talents we have… that is ministry.
A word of empowerment from the woman of worth Beryl Esembe
“Women stop fighting for ordination. If God has called you, He has ordained you. go ahead, teach the gospel to those along your way and they LORD will bless you. fighting for a pulpit is a distraction… The gospel has to be preached even if it is in magazines in the airplanes, and hotels and offices just as we are spreading Th’Incline Magazine International”
Look out for Inspiration Talks 4 Women (Ministries) website www.inspirationtalks4women.com for more information.