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EDUCATION IS INHERENT _ OWN IT
A few facts from Cameroon Education - it's not given us the best pro-active standards -did not teach us to question authority - taught us respect of elderly and stature instead of mutual understanding - taught us to take any treatment and not show weakness in the name of respect As terrible as all that may end up looking - the fact is, on the surface you may struggle but overall you are basically always overqualified. Never underestimate the power of education Be educated - do not give up - Ever
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Tag Archives: Khloe Kardashian
Khloe is the most opinionated interesting and outspoken of all the Kardashians put together even the men – lol.
Recently she made the news for suggesting that swabbing/ rubbing and massaging vitamin E Oil all over your vagina was a must if you want to remain youthful and juicy. She could be on to something here – I can clearly outline the benefits of vitamin E Oil which are
- Anti-aging: Vitamin E oil has an amazing anti-aging effect on skin
- Dryness: Vitamin E prevents water loss from the skin, and helps it to retain its natural moisture. …
- Sunburns: Vitamin E oil is popularly used to treat minor sunburns. …
- Scars: reduces the appearance of Scars
- Stretch Marks to disappear nd fade easily
- Any Other Skin Issues:
- Nails/Cuticle Problems: resolver
While some doctors thought that Khloe’s recommendation was a No Go technique, her new vagina obsession has a doctor’s seal of approval.
I am keen to hear more from that Doctor because I am very Vagina obsessed – shut up – not that way – I mean I am concerned and seek knowledge of anything ‘Vagina related’ which makes me feel her suggested technique will affect the natural PH Balance of the vagina causing it to be easily susceptible to infections like Bacterial Vaginosis and Thrush (sugar-sugar)!!
Khloe has some really crude sense of humour but she is not joking on this one – so ladies anyone up for a vitamin E oil trial – send us pictures so we can see the before and after – in the meantime, just keep doing your KEGELS until the last bell rings!
Instead, do these to your Vagina – suggested by SHAPE
Avoid the Yo-Yo
If you gain and lose, you can expect your vulva to flop. “The more swings in the size of an area, the more stretching,” says Pelosi. Equally important is maintaining a healthy weight. If you’re super skinny, your private parts can start to look as gaunt as your face as soon as aging sets in. “We see women who are 35 years old, but look much older because they have no fat in their face,” says Boyle. “Similarly, the labia majora can take on a saggy appearance—and once you lose that fat, you’re not going to gain it back.”
Kick up Your Kegels
You’ve probably read about the merits of Kegels a million times: tighter vagina! Better sex!—but there’s a good chance you’re still doing them wrong. “Women don’t do enough of them, and they don’t hold them for long enough,” says Pelosi. The routine he suggests: Contract your pelvic floor muscle five seconds, relax, and repeat 100 times, three times a day. Sound daunting? You can make Kegels fun by squeezing a few reps in during sex. You can imagine pinching your partner’s penis with those muscles, which helps you target the right spot (and gives your guy an extra, pleasurable sensation), Boyle says.
Ditch Your Office Chair
For a little extra workout—for your vaginal muscles, that is—trade your desk chair for a Swiss ball for 15 minutes a day. This forces the muscles of your pelvic floor to contract, without doing a single squeeze, says Pelosi. “It feels like nothing is happening, but it’s a very efficient way to keep the pelvic floor toned,” he says.
Stay Sexually Active
The whole “use or lose it” idea applies to your vag, ladies. “If you’re not getting stimulation and increased blood flow to that area, the tissue and muscle can change,” says Boyle. Blood flow is critical for lubrication (and orgasm)—which you naturally start to lose as you age. Plus, if you and your guy aren’t worried about pregnancy, his semen may have an anti-aging effect, thanks to the hormones, fatty acids, and anti-inflammatory compounds, say Spanish scientists.
Re-Think Long Bike Rides
Training for a triathlon? Know this: The constant friction of crotch-to-seat contact can pull and stretch your labia, especially if you have naturally pronounced outer lips, says Christine Hamori, M.D., director of Cosmetic Surgery + Skin Spa in Duxbury, Massachusetts.
Stick to Mild Cleansers
Scrubbing the living daylights out of your labia is not only unnecessary—a gentle cleansing will do, really!—but harsh soaps can leave you dry and irritated below the belt. “The labial tissue is so sensitive,” says Boyle. “You see women with very dry facial skin because they overuse products that suck water out of the cells. That can happen down there too.”
Switch Things up in the Sack
Take the reins and climb on top: “Being on bottom can sometimes cause stretching,” says Boyle. Why? Because your partner—not you—is usually controlling the pace and intensity of the thrusting, which means he may accidentally push past what’s physically comfortable for you. By contrast, when you’re on top, you’re in control—and “it’s much easier to contract those muscles when you’re on top,” says Boyle.
Rochelle Relf stated categorically that James harding spent time with her… Was very sweet and Sexy Ans told her he was single while he had just left Khloé a few days earlier on holiday.
Could he seriously have cheated on Khloé from insecurity that Lamar is too close for comfort – we kinda feel like he is in a bad place and needs some space… Poor guy.
Khloé make your mind up – you cannot eat your cake and lick the icing And don’t get fat😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
According to the now-retired prison guard, O.J. opened up about rumours he had an affair with Kris and told him: “I would never do that to my friend Bob. I would never tap Kris.”
This guy called OJ is so ghetto, who uses words like ”tap”? that aside, he insists he will never betray his best friend like that by sleeping with his wife the now Kris Jenner soon to be Kris Cory(Wedding rumours abound for Kris and her toy boy Cori)
In essence, he is stating that he is not the father of Khloe Kardashian especially after MUVA used their tiff as an opportunity to remind Khloe that she wasn’t a Kardashian. That was really low and we are glad the man in question is clearing this up.
THE GLOVE DOESN’T FIT PEOPLE _LEAVE KHLOE ALONE ALREADY!!
~They Met and fell madly in love and got married in 9 days~ A couple who could barely get their hands off each other, the onscreen chemistry was good enough to be PG15 until Lamar went and done it *that thing nah? he did it* and broke Khloe’s heart and they had to split _ Divorce pending!
They were so in love that Khloe use to bath in a variety of candies just so she can taste sweet for Lamar _ she gave him a sugar rush every time
Then Khloe in her rebound rolled in the mud, babysitted her sisters kids, worked out really hard and before we could celebrate her banging amazing body she became a french’s chick! how is that? _ she started dating a guy called French Montana _ never heard of him too. They both just ignored Lamar in public places
Then just like Khloe said it above she came to self-realisation that men – all of them ‘SUCK’, so her status became complicated
Her reason -CHECK ABOVE-
And she stuck to her gutts and never let anyone talk trash about her or her family, we can attest from the verbal annihilation she gave MUVA and carried on with her life until she got the call her EX-Husband Lamar Odom was found unconscious in a brothel after taking illicit illegal herbal Viagra and paid over $70.000 for a service (wondering exactly what he wanted for the price was it just s£x????, any men volunteers to go and check inbox me juicy details) was feared brain dead with a 50/50 survival chance.
The past three days Lammy as Khloe fondly calls him was in COMA while the world was at work weaving tales of goodwill and doom. Destiny prevailed and he awoke, giving God the glory for bringing him back – he actually squeezed Khloe’s hand and gave her a thumbs up saying ‘hi baby’. That’s the best Hi baby anyone will ever say ever and guess what ‘Hi back at you baby from Purfect Escape
Khloe just wants to be happy so sorry to all those who question her being at Lamar’s side holding his hand and whispering prayers for him to come back – SHE JUST WANTS TO LAUGH AND NOT CRY- DO WE BLAME HER?? THE Kardashians won’t stop teaching us all about family values.
All we can say for now is that there’s no doubt these two- Khloe and James Harden are enjoying each other’s company, but they’re in no rush to get into a serious relationship right this second.
Eeeerrrrmmmmmmm – what’s serious and what’s not with sweating together already? working out together, being together all the time, flirty and all the whole 9 yards – I want to \VORM/ – Khloe get it together once a fool twice hard to recuperate babes !!