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It's my Diamond World and you are welcomed anytime

It’s my Diamond World and you are welcomed anytime

There are all sorts of textbook stereotypes of what the perfect relationship needs to succeed, what a woman can do to keep her man, what a man can do to keep his woman, what parents can do to have perfect kids – come on – who appointed anyone counsellor? What works for A doesn’t work for B – don’t we all know the adage that ‘one man’s meat is another man’s poison’ if you haven’t, read my take on this article about what women need to do to keep their men, and before you dive deeper get it at the beginning, I say SOD IT – (F*** OFF)

There is no such thing as a perfect relationship – talk less a textbook one – go with your heart, your situation is unique and will never be the same as someone else’s. Regardless of how similar it may look at the surface – beneath, in the confines of your home and bedroom you know these textbooks don’t work – so I say SOD IT !!


1.A good cook:
I cannot stress this enough. If you know how to cook your man’s favourite food and i mean you really take time out to ask him what his favourite is and you go out of your way to learn the act of preparing such food in the best way he likes for him whenever he wants it then you have secured him 50%.

DIAMOND SAYS  :- Cook what? In this day and age where most couples live in their house together for 4 hours a day, that is two hours in the morning two hours after work and it’s already 9pm, the kids need bed the parents need time alone and they are both so tired you dream you made love when actually you both fell asleep half way through kissing –

There is no textbook definition for how a couple can succeed – be careful of stereotypes – the “I can cook so I can keep my man kind of things” na lie – cook and  let him cook – guys isn’t it just sexy to have you in the kitchen too? Try that and see the girlfriend, wife or whatefa screw the kitchen out of the kitchen! :mrgreen:

Have you tried a date night – where you do not cook, sweat, look all knackered and your hair/weave or greff trust African women with unnatural hair, starts smelling of the food you spent all day in the kitchen cooking – what is sexy about smelling hair? In short have a break sometimes and just carry your feet up, style your hair, have a mani and pedicure and look good for your man sometimes – that too works (coming from someone who almost sleeps in the kitchen right?) Wear sexy undies, smell nice , keep yourself sexy but boy cotton big grandma pants are very comfortable so please don’t throw them away! MIX&MATCH – grandma drus Monday and sexy Anne summers weekends !

Take it from me it’s not all about food, make sure you can cook, learn the foods and meals he likes but do not slave in the kitchen as if you are mami put – plus a woman who stays in the kitchen taste a lot of different foods and we know where the calories end right? 

Like Beyonce and co below – Cater to your man and men – Cater right back -it’s a two-way street people that’s why it’s called LOVE
(Watch till the end)



The picture and news of Queen Bey’s and baby Blue’s grandma getting married to her sweetheart actually brought me to tears! One man’s meat is truly another man’s poison.

The wrecked marriage between Tina and Mathew Knowles was no secret when a skanky looking model turned out to have been knocked-up and pregnant by Mathew Knowles – What man in this world, in his right senses will work so hard to get his children and family to that level of fame and dignity, to throw that away because of a piece of stripper ass.

Do we blame him, a top African politician actually said “he courts prostitutes because they taste better and know the job” Well i have news for men like him, their beautiful wives taste even better for men who know how hard it is to have and to hold.

Congratulations Tina you are a women of worth. Long live your second marriage free of herpes and crabs and as for you Mathew its not too late , re-write your story !

Congratulations TINA you are my PURFECT ^ESCAPE crush for life

Congratulations TINA you are my PURFECT ^ESCAPE crush for life