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Could Jay-Z and Tori Kelly truly be pussy-footing around Beyoncé?  The reports by a good number of media sources is that these two locked lips… Drunk in love or not Jay-Z please just stand in Line… #formation🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶 don’t even dare or the lift-gate incident may just reoccur on a monumental scale!

Thanks and please prove the world wrong!😰😓😎✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔


Becoming Beyoncé – The Untold Story by J Randy Taraborrelli, is whispered to be out soon. This book contains some tell all facts and tales about the true Beyonce before she became Beyonce and later B-Jay. Lyndell Locke actually dated Beyonce since she was 12 is that even legal ?hopefully, there was nothing un~agape about this kind love oh _ the guy is telling all and more in this memoir. If there is one book we are not buying is this one _ as the truth is already leaking all over the media, we will just get some popcorn and watch facebook and twitter and whatever light the fireworks!!

See an excerpt below from the book from the DailyMail 

Beyonce and her 10 year relationship Ex Lyndell Locke

His 19th birthday in December 1998 brought home the distance between them. ‘I was smoking pot and she came in and gave me a hug and said, “Dang! It’s thick in here.”
‘She was promoting Destiny Child’s second album and I was back home smoking weed. I didn’t want that to somehow reflect badly on her. She was all about image and career, while I was directionless and having fun. Once they started to hit big it was obvious she was changing,’ he explains. ‘She became aloof. I told her she was becoming a whole new kind of person and she looked at me and said, “I am.”
‘I told her, “I wish we could have a normal life” and she said, “I don’t want a normal life. I’ve been waiting for this since I was a kid.” ’

There were perks of her growing fame. Beyoncé secured backstage passes to see Janet Jackson perform in LA in 2000 and took Lyndall along. ‘I jabbered on to Janet, I was nervous’, he explains. ‘Janet said, “You remind me of one of my nephews” and I said, “Well, your nephew must be pretty awesome!”
Clearly embarrassed by his gauche behaviour, ‘Beyoncé huddled with her cousin Angie, and Angie came over and escorted me out. That hurt. It cut deep. I was 20, I was excited to meet Janet Jackson, but they had an image to protect. It was business for them. I wasn’t cool.’

Lyndall’s mother Lydia recalls: ‘Beyoncé was very sweet. Whatever state she was in, she would send Lyndall a ticket. But I wanted to put an end to it. Lyndall needed to make a life for himself and not just be waiting around ready for when she snapped her fingers.’
Lyndall recalls the time he fell foul of Beyoncé’s fame ‘train’ was when he filled a cup with whisky in a limo taking Beyoncé to a Destiny’s Child concert in LA. ‘Mathew came up to me backstage and said, “That’s not cool. How do you think that makes Beyoncé look? If you don’t pull it together and get a real career she’ll be gone. Beyoncé needs to be with someone who has it going on.”’

Finally in 2002, just as Beyoncé landed her first acting role as Foxxy Cleopatra in the film Austin Powers In Goldmember, Lyndall, who still lived at home with his mother, enrolled in catering school. It was too little, too late. ‘She started mentioning this other guy Jay Z a lot, casually dropping his name,’ he recalls. ‘I felt I was being edged out of her life.’
Then the inevitable: in 2003 the ten-year relationship ended with a whimper. Feeling ‘rejected and angry’ as Beyoncé prepared to set off on a world tour, he confronted her about Jay Z. ‘She said, “He’s not even my type,” but we agreed to take a break. That was it.’

Soon Jay Z and Beyoncé were an item. They married in 2008 and had daughter Blue Ivy in 2012. But their relationship has been dogged with rumours of infidelities, including Jay Z’s supposed ‘close friendship’ with protegee Rihanna, which was later revealed to have been fabricated by Rihanna’s former publicist to promote her.



Can someone beg Beyonce’s Dad that he cannot be this machiavellian and miserable over something that doesn’t make any difference to this woman called Queen Bey.

He has started rumours that Beyonce apparently is lying about her age, where does a child begin to lie about their age if their parents didn’t start the whole shenanigan of playing about with their birth certificates.

Mr Knowles, you are just telling the world what an awful father you are, please if this is true, then (we’d like to hear more😉😉😉😉😉) or shut up.

Beyonce has it all, so age is just a number, check her scores below;

  • Fit body check✔💯
  • Tight ass check✔💯
  • Bobi tanap check✔💯
  • Hair on point – check✔💯
  • Bank account – check✔💯
  • Fab mum – check✔💯
  • Husband loaded – check✔💯

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Beyonce’s latest pictures on FLAUNT MAGAZINE shoot has stirred the green eye monster in me.

My only consolation about this Beyonce of a Diva is that she is older than me – don’t ask me by how much – if not I would have started a campaign with hashtag ≠LordWhyIsBeyonceSofine or ≠IhateBeyonceBcosIamJealous

Can this lady be serious for once – just get a few wrinkles, get some cellulite on your ass, catch-up with gravity and get a little sag in the boobs (not to the fried egg boobs style) and get some pimples? – can that ever be possible?


The answer is NO – Because she is Beyonce – and We hate how much we love her right now! Mami Blue Ivy we envy you and rightfully so – can we juxtapose fat tissues please? mine on you and yours on me _ THANKS!




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If you have seen Beyoncé lately you will know something isn’t right… She is either wearing the baggyiest outfits, or regardless of how sassy the ensemble is she is hiding her belly with the following

-her laptop

-her hands

-or her daughter Blue

Not forgetting her unending plethora of seasoned designer purses and bags!!! This character is not only reeking of a secret, but of one we are dying for her to confirm especially since the press didn’t take it easy on her with speculations she used a surrogate for Blue Ivy…

Show Us your tummy Bey… Just us on #purfectescape.



Meet celeb copy cat Mina Gerges – who makes a living and tops celebs favourite twitter-handles by doing a complete copy cat of them in their different activities…

We applaud his galactic bravery for posing with an ass as hairy as a donkey and having over 12 million likes – seriously how simple can life be, Hairy ass, heart shape hair dye and a thong to match the look Gerges makes life as a non-celeb very boring, we all want to play dress up now, and drape our bodies with pearls like Kim K in her playboy shoot.

Gerges is barely ever sad except when he mimicked Beyonce in a hysterically crying phone call – hahaha that hairy man delivers anytime he dares – we are here to sign and receive bring it on Gerges.

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Seriously which photographer caught this pic??? Pure invasion of privacy but we do not mind as long as it’s Queen Bey and Jigga… Holiday Shenanigans eh!


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Jay-z can’t get his hands off her Fatty Derriere !

JBThese two are making us drunk in love again as they go on a casual stroll in jeans and jumpers – Bey’s shredded jean is so en vogue you can grab one here RippedJeans





Let’s remember the lyrics of Drunk in love again

Never tired, never tired
I been sipping, that’s the only thing that’s keeping me on fire, me on fire
Didn’t mean to spill that liquor all on my attire
I’ve been drinking watermelon
I want your body right here, daddy I want you, right now
Can’t keep your eyes off my fatty
Daddy I want you

Now we only imagine if this song is real- then these two are really drunk in love.

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