Haba!!! where all my African gorgeous chocolate brothers please queue up and let’s be measuring tinZ… News is Big Nose basically equals sexy, handsome, strong, rich, and all the positive things that come with attractiveness, who knew _ I have seen and heard people worry about the size of their nose and having nose reductions, well there is something coming with this trend people look out for men increasing their nose _ In the mean time you have it flaunt it, well on the flip side we are wondering if the size of the nose is not a Pinocchio effect 😛 😈
Here are the reasons then why you should date/ Marry a Nosy Man
#1. He Has More Muscle
My, what a big nose you have! Well, a recent study revealed it’s so that they can support you better, my dear. Turns out, guys have bigger noses than ladies because they need more oxygen to maintain their muscly bods. Yep, you can thank that honker for his six-pack and killer biceps. Take all the oxygen you want, boys.
Diamond thinks _ OMG! I can see why some of them just go on for everrrrrrrrrrrr! More Oxygen please!
#2. He’s Thought To Be Wise and Powerful
What do Adrien Brody, Marlon Brando and Bradley Cooper all have in common? Well, according to Egyptian priests, had they known of these big-nosed hunks, they’d be considered incredibly intelligent. In Greek and Roman times, a big, long nose also meant power and strength. Win, win, win.
Diamond thinks _ Intelligent men are always welcomed! always , nothing beats a man who can talk some sense into ME, like in Into me! hahahahah 😛
#3. He Has Better Luck With Money
Smack in the center of his face, the nose is the money spot — literally. According to Chinese face reading, also known as physiognomy, a person with a big nose has better luck with money. And, this large-nosed fella can expect an increase in riches as they get older.
And, it’s not just physiognomy that associates big noses with a big wallet. Experts in the UK looked at the features of the most successful people and came up with the ideal facial model for those destined for business success: men with a Roman nose, along with wide set eyes and flared nostrils. Wealth certainly isn’t everything, but in any area of life, it certainly doesn’t hurt to be lucky.
Diamond thinks _ Anyone see why Kimora Lee is pregnant again? well a hedge fund banker kind of man , with a hedge fund can hedge anything in the world – you don’t even need a card , you can just use his names at the till and your 5million shopping is put through! “Enter your card and Pin ma’am” and you just go ‘Mark Zukerberg’!! how amazing is that!
#4. He Won’t Get You Sick
And during flu season, that’s pretty hard to come by. It turns out, a big schnoz protects against bacteria, allergies and infections better. According to a study from the University of Iowa, people with big noses inhale almost 7 percent fewer pollutants than smaller ones. Who knew your boyfriend could be your best barrier against the sniffles?
Diamond thinks _ 😛 😛 😛 so big nose is an option for flu vaccine!
#5. He Has A Strong Sex Drive
While there’s no proof that a big nose means a big package, big noses are linked to high testosterone and virility, according to research published in the journal Evolution and Human Behaviour. Manliness and a strong sex drive? Yes, please.
Diamond thinks _ Let’s just say we didn’t know this one, please explain to us a little bit more _ as in he inhales and exhales freakiness? na wah _ only nose so? 😆
#6. Because Diane Keaton Says So!
And, if you’ve ever wanted to be Annie Hall, listen up. The actress says it’s what stuck out when she first met former boyfriend Al Pacino on the set of “The Godfather.” Keaton writes in her memoir “Then Again,” “I remember his killer Roman nose sitting in the middle of what remains a remarkable face. It was too bad he wasn’t available, but neither was I.” And ladies, you’ve seen Pacino in the trilogy, right? DREAMBOAT.
Diamond thinks _ Yeah even I love Al~Pachino just wish he was a little taller _ but boy what has height got to do when two people get into bed – height doesnt matter! les courte feme aime les hommes giant, and vice versa !
This article originally appeared on YourTango as “Bigger is Better: 6 Reasons To Date A Guy With A Big Nose.”