5 things we are all doing when God clearly says _ NO!!!!!!!!!


Premarital Sex

The rules are clear: It always feels like a necessity unless exposed to the truth  _ some later rather than earlier on – marrying as a virgin is the ideal situation if that is the case stop reading this one – you are saved!! but most people’s journeys involved doing it before marriage _ if that’s you then you are in big trouble. The Bible goes all out in its war on premarital sex and any sort of thinking that could lead men and women from believing in purity.

Leviticus 19:28 explains, “You shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.”

EWWWWOOOHHHHHH – father lord this is a surreal area now oh – the tats on men women and children is alarming. It’s almost like it is the barcode to the gates of heaven now – how do we even begin to talk negatively about tattoos? (this is where that butterfly i plan to get now looks like a dream far far away – no tattoo thanks)

Eating Good Food
Leviticus 3:17, which is quickly becoming our least favorite passage, you will see the statement: “It shall be a perpetual statute for your generations throughout all your dwellings, that you eat neither fat nor blood.”

We may need some insight on this sermon a little bit more – so BBQ this summer is a complete no no or how eh? sah massa for those who still eat double MACS and cheese and lettuce in short i am getting hungry – Lord show us a better interpretation of this particular passage because here and now the BBQ season red carpet just opened and we are panicked full stop !!

Divorce in Any Circumstance
According to 1 Corinthians 7:10-11. This passage reads, “The wife should not separate from her husband and the husband should not divorce his wife”. There is little to no wiggle room in that passage for cheating, abuse, lying, or any other rational reason to leave your modern partner. The Bible DOES say that if the wife DOES leave her husband then she must remain unmarried for the rest of her life unless she chooses to go back to her husband.

Seriously like is this not biased – why should the woman remain unmarried for the rest of her life? what happens to the man, he goes off marries, on the side eats his ogbono and still mix his okra and a little stew – nah please someone comment further on this – women have suffered in this life!!

Working on the Weekend
Have you ever stopped to wonder why most 9 – 5 jobs include weekends off? You thought maybe it was due to government regulations or some such but NOPE it was instead to save your soul. Exodus 31:14 – 15 is very clear on the manner of working on the sabbath stating, “You shall keep the sabbath therefore; for it is holy unto you: every one that defileth it shall surely be put to death: any work therein, that soul shall be cut off from among his people. Six days may work be done but in the seventh is the sabbath of rest.”

Lord? Lord please sir my hands are up – yes i just wanted to ask what happens to hospitals and other facilities taking care of the suffering frail people – and lord does that apply to 20th century? In this London or America or worldwide?

Pass me the paracetamol – we all are just going to hell if something isn’t done!! Any fire extinguishers for large fires please?


4 Responses to 5 things we are all doing when God clearly says _ NO!!!!!!!!!

  1. hahahahaha number one ehhh , 1 in 50 people can follow that rule…with all these booties and goodies around ohhh mennn

    • DorothyDiamond says:

      hahhahahahahahaha you sef – try follow am abeg its not late papa

      • Anne Johnson says:

        Locked-up conspiracy for men by men. I just know there is a supernatural being GOD….and there Jesus…but reporting the biblical stories…..hmmm! That’s where the problem is.

  2. LIA says:

    Jesus was the ultimate sacrifice. The blood of bulls and other sacrifices to atone for the sins of old times could not save men from the law. That’s why they had to continuously offer sacrifices to appease God back then. But the blood of Jesus was vicariously shed to wash away these sins once andfor all. So if anyone has found themselves in any of these sins they can repent of them become born again, and live a life worthy of God’s calling, and their sins including their tattoos will not be held against them. The blood of Jesus is what has saved even me and that’s why I cannot stop praising Him. Regarding fat and leuven bread etc those were all laws that ruled the people in the past, old testament days. The revelation today is different as people how have direct access to God through the Holy Spirit and by studying the word of God. We have a God of salvation not a God of condemnation. Sin consciousness is even more dangerous to the soul than sin itself and that’s what the devil uses to hold down many people tormenting them with their past and instead of enjoying who they are in Christ they’re constantly disturbed about what they did and how unworthy they are to be saved. My dear, this is a hot subject but Christ is the way, the truth and the life.


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